MARC NIELSON I am thrilled to be joining the wonderful and talented cast of, “Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! The Musical!” Although I do have a teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy little secret. You see I’m not excited because I’m in the show, I’m excited because when no one is looking I’m gonna let that pigeon drive the bus, I’ll even ride in the back.
Afterwards I’m planning on letting a cat operate a crane, a dog steer a space ship, and an alligator guide a submarine. Some of you might be wondering why I would allow animals anywhere near heavy machinery and unfortunately the answer is that I am a wildly irresponsible human being. You think I would have learned my lesson after my gecko crashed my car but if anything I’ve doubled down harder.
I just think the world would be better place with dog astronauts and pigeon chauffeurs, no matter what others say. I will not apologize for trying to bring a little more magic and whimsy into this world regardless of how many millions of dollars in property damage it might cause. I am a visionary!
Anyway…what were we talking about? Oh yes, I’m super excited to be doing the show.
